Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$68,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
eh just updating, im probably deleting this thing...
puppies woke me up this morning, they apparently jumped in the pool again and i had to get them out.. not to mention the the continous barking and growling.. they are awlays fighting or playing with each other, i dont know if its for fun... well whatever
in an effort to do something, if you can figure that out...
i dont know if im going to ever update, i always think about leaving lj but eh i never want too, im just lazy to update, but its ok...
quick summary of my summer im going to Miami-Dade Honors College ive been working (a lot) ive been with my dog"s" a lot since i dont get to spend time with them during the school year im trying to get another job trying to get certified in ic3 and A+ getting fat refuse to go back to water polo for awhile still figuring out new ways to make money, while sitting on my ass... watching a hell of a lot of 24! agent bauer! i got a macbook planning to get the hell out here the end...
My first prom was amazing, i have the pictures up on my facebook and myspace. I went up to Atl to my best friend Camille's prom and had the best time ever... enough said..
It ends here its all over Water Polo season finally ended, we lost a heart breaker against country day in the last seconds eliminating us in the first round. now i really feel like theres no point in even going to school anymore, the only awesome thing was playing water polo this year.
So yeah i got this new video of Joe getting paddled ( water polo goalie) poor kid has been through a lot this past week. Apparently coach found out it was his birthday so we all got a swimming float and gave him nice 16 birthday hits, it was fun. A couple of days before that he fell asleep before the springs game, fucking eze had a great idea and drew a penis on his face. We never told him he had a penis on his face though, it was fucking hilarious seeing him in the net blocking balls. I was on the bench and Charles was all like were missing 2 balls go find them, i'm like Charles they are on Joe's face! hilarious... we beat springs that day, but we lost, or say gave up the game against palmetto. Who cares we made it to GMAC's and we put a penis on our goalies face, priceless.... and we get to finally play central on Thursday, so excited to play against a bunch of drowning kids!
I got a free zune! fucking awesome i love it, i put all these 24 episodes on it, then i got to see merican pie naked mile on it, awesome best movie ever... Other than that i cant think of anything else to say really, i swore i had more to say, oh well who gives a crap... lifes awesome....
So water polo season is in full swing, we already played our first 3 games We beat Gables 24-1 then lost a game which we should have never lost against country day 20-14 the reffing was b.s. Gui got kicked out in the 3rd quarter along with Cris then it all fell apart, Coach took our goalie Joe out and put him in the field putting Max who started two weeks ago in the net, i dont know if that was the right call but the fouls and kickouts killed us.
Girls lost a heart breaker in overtime, they where up 4-2 going into the third, what i dont understand is why would you take out the goalie that only allowed 2 goals and replace her with a goalie thats injured? it makes no sense, in the end the score was 5-5 in overtime and the refs ripped Ferny off of her goal for some reason, and they lost. We lost today against Gulliver i think 16 - 4 who cares its Gulliver rich preppy school, we knew we were going to get beat, their girls team has been undefeated since 2001 too. The boys team played an awesome 1st quarter but then it all fell apart.
Big game this Wednesday against Miami High at the Mast Academy pool, i'm excited because ill get to see Rachel again i havent seen her since that joke algebra 2 class...
other that life is cool, my life now is water polo, i love the sport i just really regret joining so late.
other news, BAND GEEKS! Cynthia is planning something check your myspace bulletins or im me and ill show you what she wrote up.. it looks like shes planning something big for all band alumni from my 10th grade year and she needs the names of everyone who was in the band from '05 and earlier.. its going to be surprise, and shes not telling anyone since she has to talk to certain people, whatever the case, i hope it involves a reunion with all of us playing together one last time since we do have the band director to rebuild a program, but well see..
alright so I've been back from ATL for awhile, it was a lot of fun, ended up getting a lot of Christmas surprises which was cool. I also went to a bonfire which was also fun, and yeah i love D-town. I also went to Athens it was awesome, I'm seriously thinking about applying to UGA for the hell of it, but whatever ill see, i still need my UF application out, i really wish i could just go to UF. Its all good, if i don't get accepted im still deciding between FIU and MDC, i was on the FIU side for awhile now I'm back on the MDC side. I just found out the the Florida bright futures is 75% percent for public universities, and 100% for community colleges... so yeah free at Miami Dade! Back to school tomorrow fun! lets get the year over and done with!
Finally off to ATL! w00t! Leaving for a week for fun with Camille! Second week will be devoted to some hard sat studying, found out that UF will take a January SAT. I doubt ill get in but i think its worth one last hard shot if im going to actually study for an SAT this time.
Update on colleges Florida State - Deffered Central Florida - Pending South Florida Deffered Miami - Rejected FIU - Accepted
I still have alot of time to change all of that so im not worried.....
So whatever hopefully ill get some better sat results... if not FIU is waiting for me, which i dont mind either...
Jenny and i are no longer together! but well it was all good for the time being, shes a nice girl, and hope one day she marries link! well yeah back to my normal life, work, water polo, spazing about college, school work, school work, more school work! oh well im good
Accepted to FIU already... Applied 2 weeks ago and got in pretty happy, but still want more! thats 1 out of the 6 colleges im applying too, i think im going to be disapointed... December 13, 15, 2006 Doomsday!
alot new, actually everything is new, im living a totally new life Im with Jenny now which is cool....
still applying to colleges, i think i have made up my mind though if i do not get into U Miami , Or Florida im going to MIAMI-DADE COLLEGE i think its best... i really wanted to go to UCF, USF, and FSU but i dont really want to graduate from those schools, no matter what college i go to i want to transfer into into these 3 main schools Florida, Miami, or Georgia Tech, its no shit that its a 1 out of 10 chance ill get into any of these schools.. so ill have to transfer i can go to fiu but whats the point, FIU north sucks ass i hate the campus FIU south is too far and fiu is not worth it for what i want to do, mdc seems more plausible for their pre-engineering program, i have read up on it and alot of people seem to do well out of it many go on to MIT and Ga Tech, plus i really need the remedial math so yeah screwy situation dont really care getting flack for acutally thinking of MDC i think its great, i just wish it wouldve been easier that i could just go to UF or UM, but whatever Wallstreet journal just reported that UF raised their admission GPA To 3.9 from 3.7 I AM NO WHERE NEAR THERE! oh yeah and guess what! so did UGA! yeah that sucks So thats my college situation... p.s. yes im still considering University of South Carolina
if you know what i mean.............................
other than that shit sucks report card was crap and yeah, but i dont need to bitch about the crap in my life its all good im done
meh i never update, but hey im updating today! well swim season is over for me, did bad at districts totally messed up on everything, dive start was wrong, flip turn was wrong it all sucked i went over my fastest time which is like about a 31-32 to 35.30 that sucked.... Funny enough i did better a GMAC (Greater Miami Atheltic Conference) which was soppsetly alot harder, either way i didnt qualify for anything, all i have is my blue GMAC wrist band and shirt, pretty cool though...
oh yeah! i went to rachels party last saturnday! it was so much fun!!! yeah it was just the water polo team, miami highs chonga volleyball team and a bunch of brazlian kids...
I never got to see the Miami-FIU game since i was at the party, what a damn disaster though, dont really care to talk about it anymore since its all over the place... all i have to do now is beat up people randomly and do bad in school, and maybe jsut maybe ill be qualified for a Scholarship at UM! or FIU!
So yeah on too water polo season woop de do lets see how that goes....
report cards go in today and i did pretty damn bad! but oh well thers always next quarter so im not worried..
im going out with Jenny tonight, pretty excited about that, kind of sucks though because the clock is just going so damn slow... but yeah im hoping itll be a kickass time....dot dot dot
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