Asshat!

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:31:12 GMT

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$68,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:56:01 GMT

eh just updating, im probably deleting this thing...

puppies woke me up this morning, they apparently jumped in the pool again and i had to get them out..
not to mention the the continous barking and growling.. they are awlays fighting or playing with each other, i dont know if its for fun... well whatever

wow thats dirty

Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:23:36 GMT

whts next

Sat, 07 Jul 2007 05:57:26 GMT

i made a blogger account
http://tcdepartment.blogspot.com/

in an effort to do something, if you can figure that out...

i dont know if im going to ever update, i always think about leaving lj
but eh i never want too, im just lazy to update, but its ok...

quick summary of my summer
im going to Miami-Dade Honors College
ive been working (a lot)
ive been with my dog"s" a lot since i dont get to spend time with them during the school year
im trying to get another job
trying to get certified in ic3 and A+
getting fat
refuse to go back to water polo for awhile
still figuring out new ways to make money, while sitting on my ass...
watching a hell of a lot of 24! agent bauer!
i got a macbook
planning to get the hell out here
the end...

Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:32:19 GMT

Who wants to go to prom with me!

im going to prom alone....

My first prom was amazing, i have the pictures up on my facebook and myspace. I went up to Atl to my best friend Camille's prom and had the best time ever... enough said..

Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:30:26 GMT

It ends here its all over Water Polo season finally ended, we lost a heart breaker against country day in the last seconds eliminating us in the first round.
now i really feel like theres no point in even going to school anymore, the only awesome thing was playing water polo this year.

Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:08:07 GMT

Rest in Peace..

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 00:05:56 GMT

yeah...

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:04:58 GMT

Priceless....

Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:50:24 GMT

So yeah i got this new video of Joe getting paddled ( water polo goalie) poor kid has been through a lot this past week. Apparently coach found out it was his birthday so we all got a swimming float and gave him nice 16 birthday hits, it was fun. A couple of days before that he fell asleep before the springs game, fucking eze had a great idea and drew a penis on his face. We never told him he had a penis on his face though, it was fucking hilarious seeing him in the net blocking balls. I was on the bench and Charles was all like were missing 2 balls go find them, i'm like Charles they are on Joe's face! hilarious... we beat springs that day, but we lost, or say gave up the game against palmetto. Who cares we made it to GMAC's and we put a penis on our goalies face, priceless.... and we get to finally play central on Thursday, so excited to play against a bunch of drowning kids!

I got a free zune! fucking awesome i love it, i put all these 24 episodes on it, then i got to see merican pie naked mile on it, awesome best movie ever...
Other than that i cant think of anything else to say really, i swore i had more to say, oh well who gives a crap... lifes awesome....

Sun, 04 Mar 2007 01:05:52 GMT

So water polo season is in full swing, we already played our first 3 games
We beat Gables 24-1
then lost a game which we should have never lost against country day 20-14
the reffing was b.s. Gui got kicked out in the 3rd quarter along with Cris
then it all fell apart, Coach took our goalie Joe out and put him in the field
putting Max who started two weeks ago in the net, i dont know if that was the right
call but the fouls and kickouts killed us.

Girls lost a heart breaker in overtime, they where up 4-2 going into the third, what
i dont understand is why would you take out the goalie that only allowed 2 goals and replace
her with a goalie thats injured? it makes no sense, in the end the score was 5-5 in overtime
and the refs ripped Ferny off of her goal for some reason, and they lost.
We lost today against Gulliver i think 16 - 4 who cares its Gulliver rich preppy
school, we knew we were going to get beat, their girls team has been undefeated since 2001 too.
The boys team played an awesome 1st quarter but then it all fell apart.

Big game this Wednesday against Miami High at the Mast Academy pool, i'm excited because ill get to see Rachel again i havent seen her since that joke algebra 2 class...

other that life is cool, my life now is water polo, i love the sport i just really regret joining so late.

other news, BAND GEEKS! Cynthia is planning something check your myspace bulletins or im me and ill show you what she wrote up.. it looks like shes planning something big for all band alumni from my 10th grade year and she needs the names of everyone who was in the band from '05 and earlier.. its going to be surprise, and shes not telling anyone since she has to talk to certain people, whatever the case, i hope it involves a reunion with all of us playing together one last time since we do have the band director to rebuild a program, but well see..

Sat, 03 Feb 2007 01:23:12 GMT

Got back from water polo hell week, its fun, i love water polo, and no matter how challenging it is it always seems to get better.

Fbla was awesome, i won 1st place in the computer applications event, so 4 more days added to my spring break, off to Orlando i go!

Mon, 15 Jan 2007 20:13:21 GMT

Got a new dog!

his name is i guess woody or simba? don't know but hes an awesome dog, so now i got him and cookie

Sun, 07 Jan 2007 17:01:28 GMT

alright so I've been back from ATL for awhile, it was a lot of fun, ended up getting a lot of Christmas surprises which was cool. I also went to a bonfire which was also fun, and yeah i love D-town. I also went to Athens it was awesome, I'm seriously thinking about applying to UGA for the hell of it, but whatever ill see, i still need my UF application out, i really wish i could just go to UF.
Its all good, if i don't get accepted im still deciding between FIU and MDC, i was on the FIU side for awhile now I'm back on the MDC side.
I just found out the the Florida bright futures is 75% percent for public universities, and 100% for community colleges... so yeah free at Miami Dade!
Back to school tomorrow fun! lets get the year over and done with!

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 17:21:51 GMT

im in Duluth now, its very nice! met alot of cool people having a lot of fun, and had my first christmas ever! lots of aeropostale presents, fun!

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:17:18 GMT

Finally off to ATL! w00t!
Leaving for a week for fun with Camille!
Second week will be devoted to some hard sat studying, found out that UF will take a January SAT. I doubt ill get in but i think its worth one last hard shot if im going to actually study for an SAT this time.

Update on colleges
Florida State - Deffered
Central Florida - Pending
South Florida Deffered
Miami - Rejected
FIU - Accepted

I still have alot of time to change all of that so im not worried.....

So whatever hopefully ill get some better sat results...
if not FIU is waiting for me, which i dont mind either...

Bleh midterms they suck whatever....

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 00:41:24 GMT

Jenny and i are no longer together! but well it was all good for the time being, shes a nice girl, and hope one day she marries link! well yeah back to my normal life, work, water polo, spazing about college, school work, school work, more school work! oh well im good

BTW!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEPHY!

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:53:30 GMT

Accepted to FIU already... Applied 2 weeks ago and got in pretty happy, but still want more!
thats 1 out of the 6 colleges im applying too, i think im going to be disapointed...
December 13, 15, 2006 Doomsday!

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:41:37 GMT

So yeah decided to update

alot new, actually everything is new, im living a totally new life
Im with Jenny now which is cool....

still applying to colleges, i think i have made up my mind though
if i do not get into U Miami , Or Florida im going to MIAMI-DADE COLLEGE
i think its best... i really wanted to go to UCF, USF, and FSU
but i dont really want to graduate from those schools, no matter what
college i go to i want to transfer into into these 3 main schools
Florida, Miami, or Georgia Tech, its no shit that its a 1 out of 10
chance ill get into any of these schools.. so ill have to transfer
i can go to fiu but whats the point, FIU north sucks ass i hate the campus
FIU south is too far and fiu is not worth it for what i want to do, mdc seems more plausible for their
pre-engineering program, i have read up on it and alot of people seem to do well out of it
many go on to MIT and Ga Tech, plus i really need the remedial math
so yeah screwy situation dont really care getting flack for acutally thinking
of MDC i think its great, i just wish it wouldve been easier that i could just go
to UF or UM, but whatever Wallstreet journal just reported that UF raised their admission
GPA To 3.9 from 3.7 I AM NO WHERE NEAR THERE! oh yeah and guess what! so did UGA! yeah that sucks
So thats my college situation... p.s. yes im still considering University of South Carolina

if you know what i mean.............................

other than that shit sucks report card was crap and yeah, but i dont need to bitch about the crap in my life its all good im done

Fri, 20 Oct 2006 20:04:19 GMT

meh i never update, but hey im updating today!
well swim season is over for me, did bad at districts totally messed up on everything, dive start was wrong, flip turn was wrong it all sucked i went over my fastest time which is like about a 31-32 to 35.30 that sucked....
Funny enough i did better a GMAC (Greater Miami Atheltic Conference) which was soppsetly alot harder, either way i didnt qualify for anything, all i have is my blue GMAC wrist band and shirt, pretty cool though...

oh yeah! i went to rachels party last saturnday! it was so much fun!!! yeah it was just the water polo team, miami highs chonga volleyball team and a bunch of brazlian kids...

I never got to see the Miami-FIU game since i was at the party, what a damn disaster though, dont really care to talk about it anymore since its all over the place... all i have to do now is beat up people randomly and do bad in school, and maybe jsut maybe ill be qualified for a Scholarship at UM! or FIU!

So yeah on too water polo season woop de do lets see how that goes....

report cards go in today and i did pretty damn bad! but oh well thers always next quarter so im not worried..

im going out with Jenny tonight, pretty excited about that, kind of sucks though because the clock is just going so damn slow... but yeah im hoping itll be a kickass time....dot dot dot

swim meet

Sat, 16 Sep 2006 00:41:07 GMT

so yeah joined swim team, had first swim meet against NMB

got 2nd in the 50 freestyle, only was behind jose (baby) which was cool
did really bad on the 100, dived in bad, flip turns sucked but oh well i beat out one kid from the other school

It was funny how i didnt dive, instead i did belly flops, i heard people were all like "OHHHHHH" when i hit myself in the pool, sad enough i still beat out the other school and belly flopped :)

so yeah it was alot of fun i loved it, theres soppose to be another meet this monday, well at least thats what the calendar says
3:00 Miami Central, FIU NORTH POOL

yeah other than that nothing much, got ACT this sunday, at hebrew academy...
started my college applications to Univerisity of Florida, Miami, Central Florida
hope to get in

progress report sucked
all good, 1 outstanding, and 1 failing :( oh well whatever grades will come up

oh yeah gas is cheap now! w00t

Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:31:47 GMT

meh back from a road trip with my dad, i thought it was worth writing about

i went to go to the University Of Central Florida open house in Orlando,Fl to get out for awhile, i liked it alot, they gave me alot of info that i actually needed, i seriously wouldnt mind going there at all.. The only con i found there was that when it says UCF it means UCF, by that i mean UNDER CONSTRUCTION FOREVER, i can tell that school name has been given by the alumns and i can see why. A shitload of state money is going into the school so they are building up a medical school, new stadium and other stuff. Its pretty badass.
After seeing Ucf my dad really wanted me to see the University Of Florida, and i loved it, the school is badass, thats the school i really need to get into.. but i have nothing more to say about it..
Then my dads like why dont we see Florida state university, so we went, and i didnt like it as much as i liked UCF or UF, campus is alot older, the surrounding area is kina dumpy.. i mean its still nice but eh not too into it.
The last college i saw, which im obiviously not going too is Florida A&m since its right across the street and over the train tracks from FSU, yeah i dont know if thats a pro or a con, not racist i dont mind having a black university around. I mean yeah the pro could be that i can show up at A&M games and homecoming and A&m kids can do vice versa with fsu kids, but eh, im really looking into Florida and Central Florida.
So in the end we stayed at Cape Canaveral near kennedy space center, basicly to see Discovery come in, i didnt get to see it come in on landing, but i heard the booms and everything from it. I went to the space center and took a tour of it, and saw the astronauts and the shuttle itself it was pretty badass, and i finally got a Columbia patch.
Awesome road trip lots of fun, now i really have to hit the books and get into gator land!

Thu, 08 Jun 2006 05:34:08 GMT

meh just got back from my sisters place, been hanging out there alot since they moved out, they now live in Aventura which is badass, so i stop by everyday, usually swim in the pool there or go the barnes and noble.

Taking the ACT this sunday, been studying for it. Looks alot easier than the SAT hopefully i dont jinx that. Its mainly the same stuff reese thought us this year, and some easier math with trig and some pointless science that has a crap load of graphs.

I dont think i did so hot on the sat, although it seemed alot easier than all the practice test i have taken but whatever i mainly took it to know how it for when i take it in october.

Water polo is alot of fun i have been going to practice, got to play in my first kind of scrimmage, for now im doing alot with the girls team since the guys on the guys team are top notch 20 + guys right now.

Nba finals tommorow, go heat!
World Cup starts the 9th,
Germany vs. Costa rica, Go costa rica
Poland Vs. Ecuador, Go Polska!

god bless America!

United States Soccer Attacks on 06.12.06 CATCH IT! although they are only ranked 5 and Czech Repub is 2

Other than that alot is probably new but i probably cant think of it now so whatever im out.

Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:43:12 GMT

well havent updated, im bored and cant sleep.

been going to water polo practice for about 2 weeks already, its fun.

i finally wore a speedo to practice today, something i thought i would never do.

im not doing dual enrollment

got my grades already and they look alright C, A, A, B, B, B, A

taking the sat on saturday at UM sounds like fun

taking the ACT on june 11 at hebrew academy

going to work and thats my summer for you
p.s. anyone want to hang call me

Wed, 22 Mar 2006 04:06:40 GMT

Meh decided to update, i really dont like updating anymore but im bored

went to global gathering and had a great time
i got to see
Avenged Sevenfold
Alkaline trio
Coheed And Cambria
Shinedown
Killswitch Engage
Lacuna Coil
Flyleaf
Bullet For My Valentine

I saw only 3 songs of Nine inch nails
skipped Rob Zombie and rise against
and atomic tangerine just sucked

Then i went to the techno stage and saw
Armin Van Buuren, he had a fucking badass set
Ferry Corsten, also awesome
The Crystal Method
Dj Sasha and Digweed